CRAZY CHRISTMAS TATTOOS!
I love Christmas – who doesn’t? Except the billions of people who don’t celebrate it of course but pah…besides them? Oh. Tons of people don’t like Christmas? OK fair enough. More eggnog for me. And a cup of eggnog for these quirky folks who love Christmas in a very special way. As Charles Dickens said through his infamous Mr. Scrooge, “You keep Christmas in your way and I will keep Christmas in mine…” (although I’m pretty sure this is NOT what he had in mind!)
Let’s begin with some nice classy ones…
It looks like this is tattooed on the guys head? Is it really on his head…really?
No need to send Christmas Cards – just rip off your shirt at dinner. Done.
We are talking about the lights, correct?
Does it say “Hail Santa” doesn’t it? We will assume that is a good thing…
Look closely – it’s a snowmen slaughter.
Here are some charming Santa’s – bound to get you on the “nice” list…
Who loves a skinny Santa – we do!
Done by the incredible Russ Abbott – Santa approves!
Yoda moonlighting in between Star Wars movies…
But of course there are those whose ink will undoubtedly land them on the “naughty” list
I know he’s not a real Santa but I honestly dig his tattoos – someone get these ASAP
Santa crucified with candy canes? naughty list.
Bad Santa anyone?
restraining order.
naughty list.
psych evaluation
Zombie Santa? Yes!
So yeah – they are all getting coal in their stockings and possibly a restraining order or at least some Xanax.
How about some Christmas Classics?
of course the original is better – but this is a great tattoo
I confess that I watch “Elf” every year and still find it ridiculously funny. Cotton balls anyone?
But let us not forget that Jesus is the Reason for the Season…
At least he is covering his bases here…
Of course it is just a matter of time before the Krampus Tattoos appear
Uber artist Kelly Doty getting a full back piece Krampus by Tom Strum – girl crush!!
Have a wonderful holiday season everyone – even if you don’t celebrate or secretly (or not so secretly) hate it – you can always google “scary Christmas movies on Netflix” and keep Christmas in your own way and I will keep it in mine.
as a FINAL Christmas gift for those of you who actually read to the bottom of my posts (thank you) here is the BEST damn holiday margarita recipe EVER!!
ps – if you see your tattoo here please let me know who the artist is so I can give credit where credit is due!
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